Thursday, August 21, 2008

Yellowknife

DID YOU KNOW THAT PEOPLE IN YELLOWKNIFE HAVE TENT CITIES? IT'S SO TRUE.

I WAS WALKING DOWN A PATH THE OTHER DAY MINDING MY OWN BUSINESS, WHEN I SAW THIS PIECE OF PAPER HANGING IN SOME TREES. UPON FURTHER INSPECTION THE LETTER WAS FROM THE CITY OF YELLOWKNIFE INSTRUCTING THE TENT CITY HOBO'S TO TAKE DOWN THE TENT AND DWELLINGS OR IT SHALL BE REMOVED FOR THEM.

WELL IT HAPPENED. THE CITY CRANKED UP A NOTCH AND RIPPED TO SHREDS THE HABITAT OF A COUPLE. THE WOMAN BASICALLY HAS NO HOME AND LIVES ON THE STREETS. HER PARTNER APPARTENTLY CHOOSES T LIVE IN THE LAND, OR SHOLD I SAY CITY PROPERTY. HE SAYS THAT ALL HIS YEARS WORKING FOR "THE MAN" HAS MADE HIM WANT TO LIVE IN BETWEEN TREES.

WELL WHEN IT CAME TIME TO REMOVE THE TENTS THE WOMAN WAS HELD UP IN THE HOSPITAL FOR A BLOOD TRANSFUSION AND THE DUDE WAS WALKING AROUND PICKING UP CANS. THIS STORY MADE THE FRONT PAGE OF THE YELLOWKNIFER. AND IT GETS BETTE. THE VERY DAY THS STORY RAN I SAW THEM RUNNING AROUND TRYING TO SECURE GOODS BECAUSE EVERYTHING THAT THESE PEOPLE OWNED WAS PLACED AT THE DUMP. AND DUMP SHOPPING HERE IN YELLOWKNIFE IS A DAILY ACTIVITY FOR SOME SOME THERE LIFE POSSESIONS WERE GONE.

THE LIFE AND TIMES OF YELLOWKNOFE PEOPLE IS PRETTY FUN TO WATCH AND READ. PEOPLE ARE DRINKING IN THE STEETS AND DEALING DRUGS ON A DAY TO DAY BASIS. STORES HAVE TO LOCK UP LISTERINE BECAUSE IT IS THE DRINK OF CHOICE FOR NATIVES WHO HAVE SPENT ALL THERE RESIDENTIAL SCHOOL MONEY.

YELLOWKNIFE IS A CITY IN CANADA THAT CAN MAKE YOU A VERY WEALTHY PERSON IS YOU STICK AROUND. AND THE LONGER YOU STICK AROUND THE MRE LIKELY YOU WILL SEE A CRACK COCAINE DEAL GO DOWN.

Tuesday, August 19, 2008

ONLINE POKER

WELL I'M AWESOME. I DON'T NEED TO PROOF IT TO ANYONE, I KNOW I'M AWESOME.

NOT AT POKER BUT JUST AT EVERYTHING. I SOLD SOME LOGO'S TODAY. I COOKED MYSELF A 4 EGG OMELET WITH BACON, CHEESE WHIZ AND TURKEY.

FALL AND WINTER ARE SLWLY BUT SURELY CREEPING UP ON US HERE IN THE KNIFE. THE LEAVES ARE FALLING AND THE WARM AIR IS GONE. WE SHOULD HAVE SNOW ARRIVING IN JST OVER A MONTH.

HAVE YOU EVER BEEN TO INUVIK? YOU SHOULD ALL GO. THE MAD TRAPPER IS THE PLACE TO BE. AND CHECK OUT THE GUYS AT THE INUVIK DRUM OFFICE, TELL THEM NEIL SENT YA.

ALSO ON THAT NOTE IF YOU WANT TO PLAY WORLD CHAMPIONSHIP GUITAR HERO THEN YOU SHOULD STOP OFF AT THE DRUM OFFICE AND CHALLENGE THE STAFF TO A MATCH.

SUICIDE IS PRETTY HIGH UP IN THE TERRITORIES, YET THE MEDIA LIKE MYSELF IGUESS, NEVER REPORT IT. IT BRINGS DOWN MORAL, ESPECIALLY IN THE SMALL NORTHERN COMMUNITIES WHERE EVERYONE KNOW EACH OTHER AND THERE MOTHER AND GREAT GRAND-MOTHER.

WELL I GOT NOTHING ELSE TO SAY.

FILL ME IN ON WHATS HAPPENING

Thursday, August 7, 2008

Last Comic Standing

Its Thursday night and the Office is on TV. BASEBALL BASEBALL BASEBALL
Its all Baseball this weekend. The YK Ravens are breaking back into the Tournamnet circuit YK style. Mornings games start off Bailys and Coffee.

We have a full squad for the game. It will be fun.

Life at the paper is pretty slow right now. Kubina captain of the Leafs? Did the Blue Jays turn down Bay for 2 minor leaguers? Olympics tomorrow.

Bring on Teranda

I think John McCain has gone to far. His comercials are gtting ridulous. I haven't even seen these Britney ones. He did one for the Last Comic Standing. Is he your next President?

Come On

Well Barack will win there was no reason of a doubt. I got good feedback on the editorial I sent.
I'll try again. I want in.

a so I fell asleep watching Dark Knight. As I have stated before the Minister responsible for Youth has been charged--with sexual asssault of a teenage native girl.

Norman Yakelya diddled a kid

Yellowknife has been really nice the last couple days. Would be nice to get out on the water. But aseball this weeknd

Tuesday, August 5, 2008

AS I SEE IT

As I see it the Blue Jays are not going to make the playoffs. The Chinese immigrant from Edmonton who beheaded Tim Maclean on a greyhound bus wants to be killed. Sundin really is taking his time making his mind about playing hockey next year. Mariah isn't deforced yet. They continue to build a bridge joing Yellowknife to "the south" Britney seems to have gotten it together.

The Olympics start this week. Its great over in Asia. Its actually great everywhere. Saw Dark Knight the other day, fell asleep. I woke up with such a kink in my neck, actually went to bed early cause I was in pain. I also fell asleep last summer watching TRANSFORMERS. Yellowknife is great. Jackson Lafferty the Minister of Youth is charged with sexual assault of a 14 year old girl. Floyd Roland the Premiere might have known about the pending charges before he gave him the control of THE YOUTH.

If this was the Minister of Youth in Ontario he would be uber facked